hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr


jackingtonoff:

fall out boy take a break from making music when they think they’re in danger of being insincere fall out boy try to tour everywhere that they can fall out boy donate the proceeds from concerts to charities fall out boy send out pizza and hot chocolate to those who wait in line for hours fall out boy meet fans before shows after shows and talk to them online fall out boy are amazing people and even if you dont like their music you have to give them that

(Source: fa1loutboy)


redefine-me-take-me-apart:

jack barakat and vic fuentes + a love like war live

fratboycal:

Lol remember last year when 5SOS wore the same clothes for a week and never washed it and all the fans were like “dude fucking wash ur clothes”


witty5sosurl:

wAHT EVEN THAT LITTLE MUSCLE IN HIS JAW THOUGH LIKE WOW OKAY

witty5sosurl:

wAHT EVEN THAT LITTLE MUSCLE IN HIS JAW THOUGH LIKE WOW OKAY

(Source: arselucas)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

vannasbananas:

HOLY CHRIST JESUS LOOK AT HIM
HE;S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LITTLE PUP LIFE

(Source: lolgifs.net)

cliffordclues:

calmthehood:

llamaashton:

5sospenises:

*Wins VMA award* 

image

they put this on the Australian news

my dad walked in and said your sydney unicorn bogans are on television 

my mum thought they were all on pot and said that they’re the kinda guys she wants me to date


lipbiteluke:

lipbiteluke:

I’m writing an essay to my parents on why I should be allowed to get my nose pierced for my 16th birthday.


Update: it worked

lipbiteluke:

lipbiteluke:

I’m writing an essay to my parents on why I should be allowed to get my nose pierced for my 16th birthday.

Update: it worked

subsequential:

iamokaybymyself:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

Queerception

this show is so messed up

(Source: repllicunt)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 


ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing)


sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)