tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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(Source: marlowmisery)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that



September 11, 2014 (x)

September 11, 2014 (x)

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peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

(Source: suckmydick-grayson)

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.


(Source: lipsnlimbs)

thematthewhealy:

hellahealy:

I seriously try not to talk about the 1975 to ppl who don’t care but it always somehow comes up?!!

life


in-time-we-all-forgot:

image

my anaconda don’t want none

image

unless you got buns hun


lucas-is-my-prince:

ASHTON CAN DO SO MANY THINGS.

NEED A GUITARIST ? ASHTON

NEED A BASSIST ? ASHTON

NEED A LEAD SINGER ? ASHTON

NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU SMILE ? ASHTON

NEED SOMEONE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER ? ASHTON

NEED AN ORGASM ? ASHTON

YES WHERE DO I APPLY


ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

evxlution:

people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom


somethingaboutaredsweater:

flanoirbunny:

cafrerinezetajones:

walmart-dop-com:

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

This post got weird


debrides:

I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO BE AS PROUD AND OBNOXIOUS ABOUT MY SELF ESTEEM AS I WANT BECAUSE I BUILT THAT SHIT UP FROM THE GROUND